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TO DO LIST
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asskimichi
- CLEAN HOUSE DONE
- PAY KAKUZU BACK DONE, PHEW
- CHECK CHOUJI'S ESSAY DONE
- MAKE CHOUJI CLEAN POETRY OFF WALLS DONE
- BUY DRUGS FOR ASUMA
- PTA SHIT

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asskimichi
CHOUJI STOP LEAVING YOUR FUCKING POETRY ALL OVER THE HOUSE GODS DAMMIT IT'S SERIOUSLY GETTING ON MY MANTITS ALTHOUGH ON THE PLUS SIDE THAT BIT OF CEREAL BOX YOU WROTE ON MADE A DECENT ROACH.
ALSO IT APPEARS MR SARUTOBI IS A NEW TEACHER. HE LIKES THE FAGS...I WONDER IF HE LIKES ANYTHING A BIT STRONGER? COULD THIS BE A POTENTIAL NEW CLIENT FOR SHIBI? HMMMM.
ALSO KAKUZU HASN'T PAID ME BACK FOR THOSE CORPSES I SOLD HIM, THE TIGHT CUNT.

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asskimichi
GODS DAMMIT I'M OUT OF FAGS AGAIN AND WILL HAVE TO BUY THEM MYSELF AS THE SPAWN IS AT CAMP.
I HOPE YOU'RE BEHAVING YOURSELF CHOUJI.

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asskimichi
HI IT'S CHOUZA AKIMICHI HERE AKA CHOUJI'S DAD AKA 'THAT FAT GINGER CUNT' (COPYRIGHT SHIKAKU NARA, SOMETIME IN THE '80S). I GOT THIS THING COS CHOUJI WAS GETTING FED UP WITH ME HIJACKING HIS LJ AND COS ALL THE OTHER PARENTS SEEM TO BE DOING IT BTW I LIKE CAPSLOCK SO ALL MY ENTRIES IS CAPSLOCK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN TOUGH TITTIES.
THE KID IS AWAY AT CAMP AT THE MOMENT. WHICH IS NICE IT MEANS THERE IS MORE FOOD IN THE HOUSE THE LITTLE BASTICH EATS MORE THAN I DO AND THAT'S SOME ACHIEVEMENT.
AND SHIKAKU FINALLY GAVE ME MY PR0N BACK, IT'S ALL GOOD.
AND NO, I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT SHARK.